Lily
After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks,
Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap… One thing led to another.
After m*king great love, Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer.”, she said.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Now Joe was curious and a bit alarmed, was there a husband who will come back?
“Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
“No, silly.” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asked.
“No, not at all.” she said, nibbling at his ear.
“Well, who IS he then?” demanded Joe bewildered.
“That’s me before the operation.” She whispered.
These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat.
The first guy asks the second, “What are you in for?”
“Camera down the throat.” the second guy replies.
“Oh, endoscopy?” the first guy asks.
The second guy says, “Yeah. Checking for stomach cancer. How about you?”
“Camera up the butt.” the first guy says.
“Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?” asks the second guy.