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The Man and The Camera.

These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat.

The first guy asks the second, “What are you in for?”

“Camera down the throat.” the second guy replies.

“Oh, endoscopy?” the first guy asks.

The second guy says, “Yeah. Checking for stomach cancer. How about you?”

“Camera up the butt.” the first guy says.

“Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?” asks the second guy.

The first guy says, “No, my neighbor was sunbathing and my wife caught me taking a photo.”

Did you have a good laugh?

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this but Darla is pregnant, about four months would be my guess.”

The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?” Darla says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there doctor?

The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!”

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