The Ineffective Guardian
A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying: “If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kil……l you.”
Surprised, the man stops just as a huge brick crashes down right in front of him.
Stunned, he continues on his way, and after a few minutes hears the voice again: “Stop! Don’t cross the road, if you do, the next vehicle will run you over!” The man freezes and again is almost hit by a speeding car. The man sighs a sigh of relief and asks the air: “Who ARE you?!?”
“I am your guardian angel!” Answers the voice joyfully.
“REALLY??” says the man in sudden anger, “Then where the heck was you when I got MARRIED??”
The Priest and the Candle
Mrs. Haley Jones was going to the market in New York where she happened to meet Father Patrick…..
Father: “Hey, you are Haley right? I got you married in New Jersey when I was posted there”.
“Yes, Father,” says Haley .
“How are your husband and the little ones?”
“Husband is fine but so far, no children”.
Father Patrick: “Don’t worry, child. I’m going to Rome next week. I will light a candle for you there.”
“Thank you, Father Patrick.”
After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Haley again.
“Hello Haley, how’s everything? Did you have any kids?”
“Yes, Father. I have three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids”.
“Wow! Where is your husband?” “Oh, he’s gone to Rome all of a sudden… Said something about blowing off some candles.”