A husband and wife were walking down a high street when the wife sees a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window.
She tells her husband to go inside so that she can take a look at it.
Although she wants it, he simply doesn’t have to buy it for her, but he promises that one day it will be hers.
A month passes, and the wife is at home wondering where on earth her husband is.
She calls his cell phone angrily. “Where the hell are you?” She asks.
“Honey, you remember that jewelry store where you saw the diamond necklace and you fell totally in love with it and I didn’t have money that time, and I said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day’?”
“Yes, I remember that my love!” she answers, smiles and blushing profusely as she does.
“I’m in the bar just next to that shop.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Man and His Wife Walked Into a Dentist’s Office
A man and his wife entered a dentist’s office.
The man told the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two friends in my car waiting for us to play golf. So forget the anesthesia and just pull the tooth and be done with it.”
The man continues, “We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s already 9:30. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthesia to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, my God, he’s certainly a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled out without using anything to relieve the pain.
So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show him.”