Two people are texting. One is called Stacy who is blonde and the other is called Rachel who is a brunette.
Rachel: Hey sorry I lost my phone I can’t test right now.
Stacy: Well can you PLEASE find it I really want to text you… you are my best friend!!!
Rachel: You’re an idiot.
Stacy: Umm I’m not the one who lost my phone can you just text me when you find it?
Rachel: You’re such a blonde. Read my first text again.
Stacy: IK !!! FIND YOUR PHONE !!!
Short stories about blonde
There’s a blonde. She enters a laughing contest. There are 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter. The host asks her “Why did you laugh, you could have won.” The blonde reply’s, “I finally got the first joke.”
Brunette: I’ll be the first brunette to walk on Mars!
Ginger: I’ll be the first ginger to walk on Venus!
Blonde: I’ll be the first blonde to walk on the sun!
Ginger: You’ll burn up if you try.
Blonde: Don’t worry, I’ll go at night
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”