The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Chad – the new blond recruit, wants the job.
“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Chad, what is 1 and 1?”
“11” he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.”
“What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”
“Today and tomorrow.”
He was again surprised that Chad supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. Perhaps he has a creative mind.
“Now Chad, listen carefully: Who k*lled Abraham Lincoln?”
Chad looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.”
“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?”
So, Chad wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.
“Hey Chad! How was it?”
“It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”
A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on.
She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.
She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones.
The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.
She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing.
This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.
After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.
To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.
The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died.
Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.
They were saying: “breath in, breath out.”