A Texan walks into an Irish pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.
He says, “I hear you, the Irish are a bunch of hard d-r.i.n.k.e.r.s. I’ll give $500 US dollars to anyone here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet and no one accepts the Texan’s offer. A man even leaves. Ten minutes later, the same man who left comes back and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
“Is your bet still good?” asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons applaud as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman $500 and says, “If you don’t mind if I ask, where did you go for the 10 minutes that you were gone?”
The Irishman replies, “Oh … I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”
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A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia
A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
The Texan immediately says,
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately said:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
“And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
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