Jasmine
One day in class, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after an exam and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Jimmy was amazed and asked Mrs. Thompson to prove it.
“Well,” Ms. Thompson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Penny, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-r.e.e.d the s-l.a.v.e.s? “Penny wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Jimmy said.
“Wait, wait,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Penny wrote “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
Hope this funny story makes you smile! Have a nice day!
New Teacher, Little Johnny And Psychology Course
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology lessons.
She started her class by saying, “Anyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds …
Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said,…
“Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
Little Johnny said:,…
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”