One day in class, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after an exam and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Jimmy was amazed and asked Mrs. Thompson to prove it.
“Well,” Ms. Thompson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Penny, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-r.eed the s-l.aves? “Penny wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Jimmy said.
“Wait, wait,” Ms. Thompson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Penny wrote “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
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Johnny Wanted To Sit Next To His Teacher
Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at Johnny with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.”
“Then I shall fly on,” Johnny replied with a smile.
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail Johnny.
On the oral exam, he asked Johnny the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question, ‘You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’
‘The gold.’ Johnny answered.
“Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more important than money. ‘
“Everyone would choose what they don’t have.” said the student.
The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “a$s” on the student’s paper.
The student leaves without looking at the paper.
However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper, and says, “Excuse me, sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!’
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