A teacher asked a student his parent’s names

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parents’ names?”

The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”

The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”



The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”

A blonde tries on a pair of shoes

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.

“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.

“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.

“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.




“Nath, they still feelth a bit tight,” the blonde replies.

Facebook Comments