A pastor and a taxi driver both passed away and went to Heaven.
St. Peter was waiting for them at the Pearly gates.
“Come with me,” said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did what he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion.
It had everything you could imagine, from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
“Wow, thank you,” said the taxi driver.
Then St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the pastor.
‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all, I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’
‘Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
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Patient Asks His Doctor, “What Is Heaven Like?”
A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, “Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side.”
Very quietly, the doctor said, “I don’t know.”
“You don’t know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?”
The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.
Turning to the patient, the doctor said, “Did you notice my dog?
He’s never been in this room before. He didn’t know what was inside.
He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.
I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing.
I know my Master is there and that is enough.”
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