Lily
During her company’s periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix
When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said,
“The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital.”
Man: What’s the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Man: Okay, I’ll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Man: Sure. How much is that?
Barman: £3.
Man: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first… No spaces, all lowercase!
Doctor: “I have your MRI results.”
Patient: “Is my brain functioning normally?”
Doctor: “No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.”
One day a blond walks into a doctor’s office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “Well… when I was ironing my work suit, the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron, instead of the phone.
“Well, that explains one ear, but what about the other?”
“The idiot called again!”