Such a Long Password.

During her company’s periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:


When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said,

“The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital.”

Man: What’s the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Man: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Man: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Man: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first… No spaces, all lowercase!

Doctor: “I have your MRI results.”

Patient: “Is my brain functioning normally?”

Doctor: “No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.”

One day a blond walks into a doctor’s office with both of her ears burnt.

The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “Well… when I was ironing my work suit, the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron, instead of the phone.

“Well, that explains one ear, but what about the other?”

“The idiot called again!”

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