Jasmine
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.”
“Then I shall fly on,'” replied the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail the student.
On the oral exam, he asked the student’s toughest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question: ‘You’re walking on a road and you find two bags.
One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’
‘The gold.’
“Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more important than money. ‘
“Everyone would choose what they don’t have.” said the student.
The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “a$s” on the student’s paper.
The student leaves without looking at the paper.
However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper, and says, “Excuse me, sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!’
LOL!!!