A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign:
“Danger! Beware of the Dog.”
As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog, fast asleep in the middle of the floor.
“Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of?” The stranger asks the owner.
“That’s him.” The owner replied.
“He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?”
“Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!”
A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub.
A man and his dog walk into a pub.
The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow pets in here.”
The man replied, “But my dog can talk. Will you let him in if he talks?
The landlord chuckled, and shook his head saying, “Yeah, sure, why not?”
The man looked at his dog and smiled, “Alright! What’s on the outside of a tree?”
The dog said, “Bark”.
“What’s on top of a house?”, he asked next.
“Roof!” the dog responded.
“What’s the opposite of smooth?”, he finally said.
“Ruff! said the dog.
The landlord snapped and stamped his feet on the ground saying, “That’s it. Get out of my bar.”
The man sighed and walked out of the bar with his dog.
Outside the pub, the man shouted at the dog saying, “What the hell was that?!”
“Yeah, I know, I’m sorry,” the dog said.
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!