Bean
I was in the public restroom – I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
“Hi, how are you?”
Me: “embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!” 😳
Stall: “So, what are you up to?”
Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”🤨
Stall: “Can I come over?”
Me: (attitude) “Are you @$!#! serious!!!!!!” 😤
Stall: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There‘s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions”
Sooooooo embarrassing…LOL 🤦🏾♂️
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Little Johnny Counts to 10
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.” “Can you tell me what comes after three?” “Four,” answers little Johnny. “What comes after six?” “Seven,” answers little Johnny.
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers little Johnny.