Bean
There are 3 girls on an island. they are blond, brunette, and black-haired.
After 3 weeks of starvation, God comes down and says “Go home already. I will give you 1 wish each.
use it wisely.
the brunette says “I want to go home!” and poof she goes home.
the black says “I want to go home!” and poof she goes home.
the blonde says “I want my friends back!”
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Revenge of the Blonde
A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Texas?”
“T!” she answered.