Son: “Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?”
Father: “Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white.”
Son: “Oh now I understood why all grandfathers’ hairs are white.”
Funny story: Foreign Trouble in Canada
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.
“This is an outrage,” he complained.
“The faucet marked ‘C’ gave me boiling water.”
“But, Monsieur, ‘C’ stands for Chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”
“Wait a minute,” said the patron.
“The other tap is also marked ‘C’!”
“Of course,” said the manager.
“It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.”