Man on the phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good…
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught a lot of fish?
He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”
You’ll love the answer..!!
She says, “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”
…. Game over !!
A Smart Husband
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my
salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
this time, She texts back, “OMG really?”
The husband replied, :
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”