Bean
It was a blonde’s first day at the office. His first job was to have coffee.
Eager to prove her worth to her new superiors, she grabbed a large thermos and rushed to the nearby cafe.
She held up the thermos so that the counterman could view it, and she asked, “Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?”
The counterman looked at the thermos and replied, “Yes. It looks like about six cups to me.”
“Oh good!” the blonde sighed in relief. “Give me three regular, one black, and two decaf.”
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A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend
A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working.
she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I’m looking at them.
Does he then reply okay honey are they working or not?
She replies back–yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no
