Home Life Short story series: I’m going to change my Facebook name

Short story series: I’m going to change my Facebook name

Short story 1.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.

Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with B…en..efits.

Did you laugh?

Short story 2.

Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Short story 3.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

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A blonde want to be more beautiful by milk bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons of milk. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath”.

The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blonde said, “No, just up to my b…o…obs.”

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