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Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip.

After dinner, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his best friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.”

“Also, looking at the stars, I think that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning.”

“Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.”

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

“What does it tell YOU, Holmes?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot… Someone stole our tent!”

Do you like this joke?

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this but Darla is pregnant, about four months would be my guess.”

The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?” Darla says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there doctor?

The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!”

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