Shakey went to a psychiatrist.
“Doc,” he said, “I’m having problems. Every time I get into bed I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under … you have to help me, I’m going crazy! ”
“Put yourself in my hands for two years,” the psychiatrist said. “Come see me three times a week and I will heal your fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred dollars per visit.”
“I’ll sleep on it,” said Shakey.
Six months later, the doctor met Shakey on the street.
“Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist.
“For a hundred buck’s a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”
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A Doctor Opening a Clinic
A doctor cannot find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside.
It reads: “GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100”.
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: “I lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring the medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh, this is lemon juice! That’s really sour!”
Doctor: “Congratulations, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.’
The angry lawyer returns to the clinic after a few days to get his money back.
Lawyer: “I lost my memory. I do not remember anything.
Doctor: “Nurse, bring the medicine from box No.22 and put 3 drops in his mouth. ”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is lemon juice. You gave this to me last time to restore my taste.”
Doctor: “Congratulations. You got your memory back. Give me $20.’
The fuming lawyer pays him and then returns to the clinic after a week determined to get $100 back.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.’
Doctor: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.
Lawyer (staring at the note): ‘But this is $20, not $100!!’
Doctor: Congratulations, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20.’
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