Jasmine
A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space.
The Russian said, “We were the first in space”.
The American said, “We were the first to walk on the moon.”
The blonde said, “We are going to be the first on the sun.”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and said, “You cannot walk on the sun, you will burn up.”
The blonde replied, “Do you think we’re stupid? We will go at night. ”
A Blond and a Thermos
A blond walks into a store and sees something shiny on the shelf.
She asks the clerk, “What kind of shiny object is this?”
The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.”
The blond then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk replies, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The blond says, “Oh! I could use something like that !! I’ll take it!”
The next day, when she goes to work with her new thermos, she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”
The blond answers, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”
LOL!!!