A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.
So he went to every house in his town.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse.
To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.
He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening.
“Who’s the boss around here?” he asked.
“I am.” said the man.
“I have a black horse and a brown horse,” the farmer said, “which one would you like?”
The man thought for a minute and said, “The black one.”
“No, no, no, get the brown one.” the man’s wife said.
“Here’s your chicken.” said the farmer.
Young Man Bought A Horse From A Farmer
A young man named Tommy bought a horse for $250 from a farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up to Tommy’s house and said, “I’m sorry, son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Tommy replied, “Well, just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Tommy said, “Okay, so just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What is ya gonna do with him?”
Tommy said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Tommy said, “Of course I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Tommy and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?”
Tommy said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Tommy said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
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