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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde go to Heaven.
There are three girls. A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. You are at the gates of heaven and God was waiting.
God said, “there are one hundred steps and for each step, there will be a joke if you laugh at it you go to hell.”
The redhead went first and got to joke eight before she busted up laughing she went to hell. The brunette went next and got to joke eighty-two before she busted up laughing so, she went to hell.
The blonde got to joke one hundred and started laughing before God told the final joke and said, “why are you laughing I haven’t even told the joke yet?”
The blonde said,” I just got joke 1.”
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blonde is always blonde
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says,
“Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”
“That’s odd”, replied the doctor,
“Show me what you mean”
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says,
“You’re not a natural brunette are you?”
“No I’m a blonde”, she replies.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken.”, replies the doctor.