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Peter go to a shop for kid

In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game.

The cashier:

– Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!

Peter:

– You’re stupid. The car is not real either.

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One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother

One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy!

Today in school we learned to count.

The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

The mother responds, “Very good honey.”

The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?”

And the mother responds, “Yes dear.”

The next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs!

The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”

The mother says, “Very good honey.”

The blonde then asked.

“Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”

The mother responds, “Yes dear.”

The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy today in school we went swimming!

But I was the only one who had br….ea….sts.

Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”

And the mother responds, “No Honey, it’s because you’re twenty-five.”

 

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