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Paddy and Mick see an expensive pair of crocodile shoes in a Dublin City shop one day, while out shopping.
Paddy says, “Look at the price of those shoes. I think we should get ourselves into that line of business.”
So they fly out to Africa, set up beside a notorious crocodile-infested lake, and go to work catching crocodiles.
They’ve caught a lot of crocodiles after a long, hard day’s work. But as the day came to an end, they were frustrated and angry.
Mick finally gives in, saying, “This isn’t working, we’ve catched 26 crocodiles today and not one of them is of any use to us!”
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“I know, I know,” replied Paddy. ” I don’t know what’s going on. I tell you what, we’ll catch one more croc and if it’s not wearing any shoes either, we’ll just go home.”
A man walks into a barbershop and says
A man walks into a barbershop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoeshine.”
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a gorgeous woman kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, “Hi there. You know, would you like to spend time with me in a nice place.”
She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”
The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, I’ll give you more money”
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She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you.”
