You should learn to be more polite

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”

Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”

Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”

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Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”

Three women went into a bar and ordered their drinks

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”Bartender:”What is a B and C?”.

Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”

Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”

Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”

Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”

Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”

Bartender: “What’s a 15?”

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Blonde: “7 and 7”