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You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
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Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
Three women went into a bar and ordered their drinks
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”Bartender:”What is a B and C?”.
Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”
Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”
Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”
Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”
Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”
Bartender: “What’s a 15?”
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Blonde: “7 and 7”
