An old man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate ruining your day, but I have to tell you that your mom and I are getting a divorce.
45 years of misery is enough. ”
“Pop, what are you talking about?” The son is screaming.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says.
“We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.
The son furiously calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
She immediately calls her dad and yells at the old man, “You are NOT getting the divorce! Do nothing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back and we will both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.”
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