This guy goes over to his friend’s house and he takes his girlfriend with him so his friend can meet her.
Two weeks later they see each other and the guy was with a new girl so the other guy walks up and says
Hey man, I see you got a new girl what happened to that blonde she was a b…*t…ch
the girl says I dyed my hair
blonde is always blonde
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says,
“Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”
“That’s odd”, replied the doctor,
“Show me what you mean”
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says,
“You’re not a natural brunette are you?”
“No I’m a blonde”, she replies.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken.”, replies the doctor.