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A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the exam room, she burst into screaming and ran down the hall.
An elderly doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was and she explained. He made her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded,
“What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.
“Cured her hiccups though, didn’t it?”
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blonde is always blonde
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says,
“Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”
“That’s odd”, replied the doctor,
“Show me what you mean”
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says,
“You’re not a natural brunette are you?”
“No I’m a blonde”, she replies.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken.”, replies the doctor.