When Junia’s pushy neighbor Vaughn filled in her favorite pond while she was away, he had no idea of the tough fight he’d start. Junia, who looked like a quiet old lady, came up with a plan that turned Vaughn’s life upside down.
Let me tell you, at 74 years old, I’ve seen plenty of trouble. But nothing could have prepared me for the mess that happened right in my own yard.
I’m Junia, and I’ve been living in this little house for twenty years now. It’s been my happy place, where I watched my three kids grow up and now have my seven grandkids over for summer swims and weekend cookouts. There’s always someone stopping by, filling the place with laughs and love.
The best part of my yard? A pretty pond that my grandpa dug by hand. It’s been the center of our family get-togethers for years.
My grandkids love playing in it, and I swear, sometimes I think they love the pond more than they love me!
Everything was fine until Vaughn moved in next door about five years ago. From day one, that man complained nonstop about my pond.
“Junia!” he’d yell over the fence. “Those frogs keep me up all night! Can’t you do something about them?”
I’d just smile and say, “Oh, Vaughn, they’re just singing you to sleep. Free of charge!”
But he wasn’t having it. “And the mosquitoes! Your pond is full of them!”
“Now, Vaughn,” I’d reply, “I keep that pond clean as can be. Those mosquitoes are probably coming from that pile of junk in your yard.”
He’d huff and puff, but I’d just keep doing my thing. I figured he’d get used to it eventually, but I was wrong.
One nice day, I decided to visit my sister in the next state over. I was looking forward to a couple days of chatting and card games. Little did I know that I would come home to a sight that made my blood boil.
As I pulled into my driveway, I noticed something was wrong. The usual sparkle of water that greeted me was gone. In its place was… dirt. My heart sank as I jumped out of the car.
My neighbor from across the street, sweet old Mrs. Blythe, came running over. “Oh, Junia! I’m so glad you’re back. I tried to stop them, but they said they had orders!”
“Stop who? What orders?” I was in shock, staring at the muddy spot where my favorite pond used to be.
“A crew came by yesterday. Said some company hired them to drain and fill the pond,” Mrs. Blythe said. “I told them you weren’t home, but they had papers and everything!”
I felt like I’d been hit hard. Twenty years of memories were gone in a day. And I knew exactly who did it.
“Vaughn,” I muttered, my hands balling into fists.
“What are you going to do?” Mrs. Blythe asked, worry all over her face.
I stood up straight. “Oh, I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. That man thinks he can bully a sweet old lady? He’s about to learn why you don’t mess with a woman like Junia!”
First thing, I called my family. My daughter Phaedra was mad as can be. “Mom, this is against the law! We need to call the police!”
“Wait a minute, sweetie,” I said.
“We need proof first.”
That’s when my granddaughter Seren spoke up. “Grandma! Remember that bird camera we put in the oak tree? It might have caught something!”
Well, wouldn’t you know it, that little camera turned out to be our best trick.
We watched the video, and there was Vaughn, plain as day, telling a crew to fill in my pond. He looked like a kid who’d just stolen cookies and gotten away with it.
“Got you,” I said, a big grin on my face.
It seemed like Vaughn thought I would just let it go because I’m old and live alone. Little did he know that I had a few surprises up my sleeve.
The first thing I did was call the local environmental office.
“Hello,” I said nicely. “I’d like to report someone destroyed a protected pond.”
The man on the phone sounded confused. “Protected pond, ma’am?”
“Oh yes,” I replied. “You see, my pond had a rare kind of fish. I registered it with your office years ago. And someone just filled it in without asking.”
Well, let me tell you, those office folks don’t play around when it comes to protected animals.
Within days, they were knocking on Vaughn’s door with a fine that would make your eyes pop.
“Sir, we’re from the Environmental Protection Office,” one of the workers said. “We’re here about the illegal destruction of a protected pond on your neighbor’s property.”
Vaughn’s face went white. “What? Protected pond? It was just a puddle!”
“A pond that had a registered rare fish, Mr. Vaughn. We have proof that you told them to destroy it without permission.”
“This is crazy!” Vaughn yelled, his voice getting loud. “That old lady’s pond was a pain! I was helping the neighborhood!”
“Well, sir, that ‘help’ comes with a fine of $50,000 for breaking environmental rules.”
Vaughn’s mouth fell open. “Fifty thou— You can’t be serious! This is all a mix-up. That pond was—”
I couldn’t help but smile when I secretly heard their talk. But I wasn’t done yet.
My grandson Toren, bless his heart, is a big-time lawyer in the city. I gave him a call.
“Toren, dear,” I said. “How would you like to help your grandma teach a neighborhood bully a lesson?”
Toren was happy to help. Before Vaughn could say “silly lawsuit,” he got served papers for damaging property and hurting my feelings.
Now, I could have stopped there, but I had one more trick to play.
Vaughn’s wife, Tirza, had always seemed like a nice person. One evening, I saw her coming home from work and decided it was time for a little talk.
“Evening, Tirza,” I called out. “Got a minute?”
She looked tired but managed to smile. “Of course, Junia. What’s on your mind?”
I invited her over for a cup of tea and told her the whole story about the pond. I told her about my grandpa digging it, about the kids learning to swim in it, about the fish and frogs, and the summer nights around it.
Tirza’s face went from confused to shocked as I talked. “Junia, I had no idea,” she said. “Vaughn told me the city made him fill the pond for safety!”
“Well,” I said, patting her hand. “Now you know the truth.”
The next few days were quiet. Vaughn’s car was gone, and the neighborhood talk spread like wildfire. Word was that Tirza had asked Vaughn to leave after learning what he did.
Then, one morning, I woke up to the sound of machines.
I peeked out my window and almost fell over. There was a crew in my yard, and they were digging!
I hurried outside to find Tirza watching over the whole job. When she saw me, she smiled. “Morning, Junia. I hope you don’t mind, but I thought it was time to fix things.”
Turns out, Tirza had hired a crew to bring back my pond. As we watched them work, she told me quietly.
“Vaughn’s been in some bad business deals,” she said. “This whole pond thing was just him taking out his anger.”
Well, with the pond fixed up, the environmental office dropped its fine. Meanwhile, Toren also talked me out of going ahead with the lawsuit. That boy always knows what to say.
As for Vaughn, he slunk off to another state, head down. Tirza, on the other hand, became a regular visitor. She even started helping me take care of the pond, saying it was the least she could do.
One evening, as we sat by my fixed-up pond, watching the sunset shine on the water, Tirza turned to me with a sparkle in her eye.
“You know, Junia,” she said, “I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad Vaughn messed with your pond.”
I raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And why’s that?”
She smiled. “Because if he hadn’t, I might never have known what a wonderful neighbor I had right next door.”
We clinked our iced tea glasses and laughed. Who would have thought that a little pond could cause so much trouble and bring about so much good?
So, here I am, 74 years young, with a fixed pond, a new friend, and a story that’ll be told at family get-togethers for years to come. Life sure has a way of surprising you, doesn’t it?
And let me tell you, if there’s one lesson to be learned from all this, it’s that you should never, ever underestimate a grandmother with a grudge and a good lawyer in the family!
