Mr. Johnson waiting for the doctor for too long

Mr. Johnson had been waiting entirely too long at the doctor’s office.

His appointment was for 9:00 and it was nearly 10:30. Finally, an attractive nurse appeared at the waiting room door and said, “Let’s go get a room.”

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“Honey, I appreciate the offer,” he said, “but I’ve been waiting so long I’d hate to lose my spot now!”

Little Mary came back home after school and said

Little Mary came back home after school and said,

“Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!”

The mother asked indignantly but in surprise,

“And how did this happen?”

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“It was not easy, but three of my classmates helped me to hold him firm.”