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Morris An Old Man Realized He Needed To Purchase A Hearing Aid.

Morris An Old Man Realized He Needed To Purchase A Hearing Aid.

Morris an old man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.

“How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson.

“That depends,” he said. “They run from $2.00 to $2,000.”

“Let’s see the $2.00 model,” said Morris the miser.

The salesperson put the device around Morris’ neck.

“You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket,” he instructed.
“How does it work?” , asked Morris.

“For $2.00 it doesn’t work,” the salesperson replied. “But when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder.”

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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.”

Sure enough, very quickly a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally, the truck driver got out and asked her what she was doing.

She explained that her father told her to follow a plow in case she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.

The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”

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