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A man went to doctor, “Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer.”
Doctor say, “Take these pills, they will help you sleep better.”
The man, “I can’t take them, tonight is the final game.”
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A Politician At the Chocolate Store
Once upon a time, there was a thief and a politician, they were friends for a long time. One day, they entered a chocolate store.
While the shopkeeper was busy looking around, the thief stole 3 chocolate bars. then they quickly left the store, the thief said to the politician: “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.” The politician replied: “You wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they went to the counter and the politician told the shopkeeper: “Hey do you wanna see magic?” The Shopkeeper replied: “Sure!” The politician says: “Give me one chocolate bar!”
The shopkeeper gave him one, then he ate it. He asked for a second, and he ate it as well… He asked for a third and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic?” The politician replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find it!”