A man went on a business trip to China

A man was on a business trip to China and wanted to buy gifts for his children.

He walked into a store and found a nice-looking CD player.

Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, ‘What happens if this doesn’t work?’

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only English sign that reads, ‘GUARANTEE NO SPOILED’.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.

He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel, but it wouldn’t even switch on.

He quickly returned to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.

When the shopkeeper refuses to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of the guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, ‘Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.’


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A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia

A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.

There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.

The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:

“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.

The Texan immediately says,

Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.

The Texan immediately said:

“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asked,

“And what are those”?

The Australian responds with an incredulous look,

“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

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