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Jack tried to sell his old car. She had a hard time selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the clock.
One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon.
Her friend told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied Jack , “I really need to sell the car.”
“Okay,” said Jack’s friend. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. It has a garage. Tell him I sent you and he’ll bring your car’s odometer down to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore.”
The following weekend, Jack made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Jack, “Did you sell your car?”
“No,” replied Jack,
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“Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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A blonde driving a car and running into a truck
A blonde driving a car and running into a truck
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the sidewalk. He told her to stand in the middle and not to leave the circle. Furious, he went to his car and hit the tires.
The blonde laughed. It made the man angrier and he smashed his windshield. This time the blonde laughs even louder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!