Man tries to open a bank account.
Teller asks him, “Your name?”
“Oh, you stutter?”
“No, my dad did, but the person, who did by birth certificate, was a complete moron!”
A little boy was digging a big hole in his backyard
One day little Johnny was digging a big hole in his backyard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked.
“My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Johnny replied.
“That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.
“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”