Home Life Man tries to open a bank account.

Man tries to open a bank account.

Man tries to open a bank account.

Teller asks him, “Your name?”

“J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh.”

“Oh, you stutter?”

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“No, my dad did, but the person, who did by birth certificate, was a complete moron!”

A little boy was digging a big hole in his backyard

One day little Johnny was digging a big hole in his backyard.

The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.

“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked.

“My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,”  Johnny replied.

“That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.

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“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”

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