A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.”
The doctor replies, “Well, you can test your hearing here. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question.
If she doesn’t respond, move a bit closer and ask again. Repeat this until she responds. Then you can see how hard it really is.”
The man goes home and tries it out.
He walks in the door and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
He doesn’t hear an answer, so he moves closer to her.
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Still no answer. He repeats it several times until he’s only a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers,
“For the eleventh time, I said we’re having MEATLOAF!”
A wife go to bar with her husband.
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. “Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “and you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”