A man saw his wife was covering her face in creams and lotions

I walked by the bathroom, and my wife was in there covering her face in creams and lotions.

“What are you doing?” I asked her sarcastically.

“I’m trying to make myself beautiful.”

15 minutes later, I walked by again and she was wiping it all off…

“Giving up already?” I asked.

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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife

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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am also happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended when you receive this letter stating that I will be with my 18-year-old teaching assistant at the Grand Hotel. I’m at home before midnight. – Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband. You two are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. As a brilliant mathematician, you can easily measure the fact that 18-year-olds are much more likely to be 54-year-olds than 54-year-olds. Do not wait any longer”