A man was sad because no one remember his birthday

On his birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because no one in his family or anyone wanted him close and loved.

As he walked into his office, his secretary Anna said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!”

He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered.

In the lunch time Anna knocked on his door and said, “You know it’s such a beautiful day out and it’s your birthday. Why don’t we go out for lunch just you and me”

Peter happily agreed

They had their lunch but on the way back to the office, Anna said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day…

We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?”

Peter replied “I suppose not.

What do you have in mind?”

She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”

After arriving at her apartment, Anna said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.”


He nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…

Followed by his wife, his kids, and dozens of his friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And Peter just sat there…

On the couch…

without clothes….

did you laugh?


One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother

One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy!

Today in school we learned to count.

The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

The mother responds, “Very good honey.”

The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?”

And the mother responds, “Yes dear.”

The next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs!

The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”

The mother says, “Very good honey.”

The blonde then asked.

“Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”

The mother responds, “Yes dear.”

The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy today in school we went swimming!

But I was the only one who had br….ea….sts.

Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”

And the mother responds, “No Honey, it’s because you’re twenty-five.”

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