After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. You have nice children there. Are they twins? ”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Damn no, they’re not twins. The older 9 and the other 7. Why the hell do you think they’re twins? are you blind or stupid?”
So I said, “I’m not blind or stupid Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone s-l.e.p.t with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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