Bean
A man is driving down the highway past a farm.
He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep.
He is utterly disgusted.
A minute later, he slams on his brakes and says,
“That was horrible. I’m going to give that man a piece of my mind!”
He turns around and soon arrives at the farmhouse.
He angrily stomps to the porch and bangs on the door.
A little boy answers.
The man’s anger abates a little:
“Oh, hi there. Is your father home?”
The boy says
“Sure, one second. Hey, daaaaaahd!”
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Blonde Walking Her Dogs
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says,
“Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs … what’s their names?”
The blonde replies, “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”
The man responds “Huh.. that’s interesting… why did you name them such names?”
The blonde sighs and shakes her head. “Everyone keeps asking me the same thing,
duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”