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A Man and a Cab Driver

A man was heading home from work. Unfortunately, the bus was canceled so he had to call a cab. While in the cab, he noticed that the driver was missing a turn at an intersection.

The man gently tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”

The driver shouted: “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant, and stopped just 1 foot from a department store shop window.

For a full 3 seconds, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, “Look, never do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I had no idea that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. For 25 years I have been driving a hearse!”

No wonder he was surprised!

LOL!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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A Taxi Driver And Pastor That Went To Heaven

A pastor and a taxi driver both passed away and went to Heaven.

St. Peter was waiting for them at the Pearly gates.

“Come with me,” said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did what he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion.

It had everything you could imagine, from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

“Wow, thank you,” said the taxi driver.

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Then St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the pastor.

‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all, I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’

‘Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’

This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh! 

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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