A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him.
The waitress asks them about their orders.
The man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke” and turns to the ostrich. “What is yours?”
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
Shortly after, the waitress returns with the order.
“It’s $9.40, please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change to pay.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke.”
The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.”
Again, the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
“The usual?’ asks the waitress.
“No, today is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and a salad,’ says the man.
‘Same,’ says the ostrich.
A moment later, the waitress brings the order and says, “It’s $32.62”.
Once again, the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
“Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to find the exact change in your pocket every time?”
The man says, “A few years ago, I cleaned the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
The first wish I asked was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”
The waitress said, “That’s brilliant! Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live. How smart of you!”
“That’s right. It doesn’t matter if it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact of money is always there,” says the man proudly.
The waitress asks, “But, what’s that ostrich all about?”
The man sighs, pauses, and answers with a heavy heart,
“My second wish was a tall, leggy girl who goes everywhere with me and agrees with everything I say.”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Men’s brains work brilliantly until they start thinking about a woman!!