Man and a Horse

A young man named Joe bought a horse for $250 from a farmer.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up to Joe’s house and said, “I’m sorry, son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”

Joe replied, “Well, just give me my money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Joe said, “Okay, so just bring me the dead horse.”

The farmer asked, “What is ya gonna do with him?”

Joe said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”

Joe said, “Of course I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later, the farmer met Joe and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?”

Joe said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495.”

The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Joe said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”

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