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Looking for a Wife

Joe is 34 years old and still single.

One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”

Joe replied, “I actually found a lot of women that I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mom doesn’t like them.”

His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I have the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.”

They meet again a few months later and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”

With a frown on his face, Joe replies, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother loved her very much. ”

The friend said, “So what’s the problem?”

Joe replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”

LOL!

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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The Wife, the Husband, and the Genie

A husband and wife in their sixties were at the door for their 40th wedding anniversary.

Knowing that his wife loved antiques, he bought her a beautiful old brass oil lamp.

While she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.

The wife wished for an all-expenses-paid, first-class, around the world cruise with her husband.

Shazam!

She immediately received tickets for the entire journey, as well as expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc.

However, the husband wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger.

The genie smiled and…

Shazam!

Instantly he turned 93 years old.

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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