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Little Jonny and The Hammer

Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying.
His mother asked, “What’s the matter little Johnny?”

“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer!” said little Johnny through his tears.

His mother was touched by the boy’s sensitivity but didn’t like seeing him cry.

“That’s not so serious.” She tried to soothe him. “Now I know you’re upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. That’s something to laugh about.”
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.

Is it funny?

Is it funny?


A blonde by any other name.

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: “I want that TV.” The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”

So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that TV.” Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”

So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that TV.” But the salesman still said: “sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”

Finally the blonde got fed up and said, “That’s it! How do you keep guessing I’m a blonde?!” she asked.

“Because that’s a microwave.

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