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Little Johnny was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.
His grandmother took him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother said, “doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery. Did you know God painted this just for you”?
Little Johnny said, “Yes, God did it and he did it left-handed”.
She was confused a little bit, and she asked him “What makes you say God did this with his left hand”?
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“Well,” said Little Johnny, “we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God’s right hand”!
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A man dials the pantry and shouts into the phone
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!”
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“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.