Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.
Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.
”Why eleven?” the teacher said.
”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.
A Blonde was digging a hole.
There were 2 blondes…
So I was sitting on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park
One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.
This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”
To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.