Little Johnny gets a loan

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.

”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.

Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.

”Why eleven?” the teacher said.

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”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.

A Blonde was digging a hole.

There were 2 blondes…

So I was sitting on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park

One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.

This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”

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To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.